![]() The Nard-Man is my father.” – Andy Bernardģ8- “New guy sucks. And I was going for zany.” – Andy Bernardģ6- “I’m talking about you guys! Who in this room, right now, wants to buy some paper? Let’s get high on our own supply!” – Andy Bernardģ7- “I’m the Nard-Dog. Gotta take precautions.” – Andy BernardĢ2- “At my last head shot sitting, I was so distracted wondering what I was missing at work that I came across totally manic. You have sensitive nipples, they chafe, so they become more sensitive, so they chafe more. I am gonna leave Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting after all.” – Andy BernardĢ1- “I’m petrified of nipple chafing. Just know that you made me do this.” – Andy Bernardġ9- “Sorry I annoyed you with my FRIENDSHIP!” – Andy BernardĢ0- “Toby! Hey, I changed my mind again. How are you not murdered every hour?” – Andy Bernardġ8- “All right, fine. Off to Hollywood!” – Andy Bernardġ7- “Toby, it’s a joke. And if you don’t want to eat them your ex girlfriend will shove them down your throat with the help of her hunky new boyfriend.” – Andy Bernardġ6- “Okay, all right. ![]() We put them on a list and Rosa goes and gets them.” – Andy Bernardġ5- “Yeah so life gives you lemons and you just have to eat them rinds and all. I’m doing it for the preservation of nautical flag signaling.” – Andy Bernardġ1- “In my family, we don’t really go out and get things. ![]() ![]() – Andy Bernardĥ- “Every little boy fantasizes about his fairytale wedding.” – Andy BernardĦ- “I haven’t proposed to anyone in years.” – Andy Bernardħ- “It’s gotta rhyme with “piece.” Fancy Feast! Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast!” – Andy BernardĨ- “My parents used to scramble to find babysitters, so they could take my little brother to do stuff.” – Andy Bernardĩ- “He may have won the battle but I… will win the next battle.” – Andy Bernardġ0- “I’m not doing it for you. I can’t keep spinning gold out of your shit!” – Andy BernardĤ- There are two things I am passionate about: recycling and revenge. Here are some nice Andy Bernard Quotes from The Office Tv Showġ- “I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs.” – Andy BernardĢ- “Mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault.” – Andy Bernardģ- “I’m not Rumpelstiltskin Jim. ![]()
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